I’ve never seen a page like this before so I think this is mostly to help me, when I go to pitch at writing conferences. I tend to write out my pitch in really beautiful prose. In the past I’ve even memorized it, but then when I sat down across from the potential agent, I’ve realized what I need is a conversation, not a monologue.
That being said… I’m really good at talking. I was a tour guide for over ten years.
Anyways, here’s my pretty pitches.
Witch Ghost Dog Clone
This trilogy (each book about 90 k) is made up of braided first person narratives, and set in the witch-ocracy of Tovar joined to New Jersey by a very open portal.
Sarcastic zombie who’s too kind for her own good.
Naïve clone from Philadelphia exploring fairyland.
Were-miniature schnauzer suffering from PSTD.
A bat-shit crazy ghost who either wants the others to stitch up a tear leading to yet another world… or to use the third world’s power to conquer the undeserving masses.